I recently filled in my quarterly review form. One of the questions was "Outside of your work context, what opportunities do you have to learn and to grow? How do these influence you when you are at work?" (OK two questions.)
Many pies
I have my fingers in many pies: IT/techie/charity/non profit/nptech/mission stuff. Founded 2004
Many Pies

Wednesday, April 26, 2023
Management lessons from powerboating
Monday, March 27, 2023
Google analytics engagement time not working - how I found out the problem
This is very niche, and is mainly of interest if you're using the Webtoffee Cookie consent plugin (there is a free version available too). However, if you're interested in debugging analytics problems, then this gives you some techniques.
The problem showed itself that the engagement time on our GA4 analytics was zero. As you can see from the graph above, not exactly zero, but certainly very small. I turned to webmasters.stackexchange.com and got a response from jen. It didn't give me the answer, but pointed me to an analytics debugger extension for Chrome. I could see that using that the engagment time (_et parameter) wasn't zero, but was a small number of milliseconds, less than 50.
I tried a number of things on the cookie plugin settings, such as putting the Google Tag Manger code into cookie categories, as recommend by this article (only for the free plugin though). That made the analytics script run when you accepted the cookies, but never after that. I tried disabling it, but it still didn't make engagement time get registered.
In the end though, the problem was that there was code in our site theme designed to work with GTM, but we hadn't been asked to do the corresponding changes in our GTM config. Once I removed that code the engagement time was a healthy number of seconds. I don't quite know why that caused this problem, but my theory is that the events it was triggering ran pretty quickly after the page loaded, and at that point the user engagement was recorded on those events, rather than when the user subsequently did something (scroll, navigate).
Other things to help with debugging
- Chrome application tab, cookie section, has a handy clear all cookies button to the right of the filter box.
- Make sure you enable the analytics debugger extension when trying to debug!
- Clear the site cache after making changes to the cookie plugin settings
Friday, March 10, 2023
What's the difference between disconnecting from a remote computer and logging off?
I put this in one of our internal chatrooms, but it may be useful generally.
Some people are disconnecting from remote computers (using Remote Desktop) and not logging off when asked. If you disconnect all your programs are still running, even though you can't see them. If you log off, they're all closed down. Disconnecting is like leaving an office with your stuff all over your desk. Logging off is like putting everything away and leaving your desk clear, before you then leave the office. I got Dall-E to illustrate these:
Disconnecting:
Thursday, February 02, 2023
We all have supercomputers now
Judson Rosebush, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
I was watching a TV programme of 80s and 90s music videos the other day. I was marvelling at just how relatively advanced the video techniques and transitions were - such as the picture rolling up and zooming off the screen. In my mind I kept going round this little loop - "isn't that amazing for the time" - "but the technology I was using was so primitive" - "isn't that amazing for the time" - etc.
Then a realisation struck me as to why I was in this loop: These days I have access (though I don't use it) to such the type of technology that is used in, say, Avatar. I'm sure there's a bit of software out there that I could use that would do motion capture. I've heard of things like Blender which I could use to create 3d environments. I'd need to learn some stuff, I might want to buy some hardware to reduce render times, but it's all within my grasp.
In the 80s and 90s though, the height of what I could reasonably expect to be able to create myself (given time and skill) was Manic Miner and Doom. Those video effects came from computers like the Quantel Paintbox, which at $150,000 cost more than a house. (OK, not a fair comparison, as you could get houses so cheap then. It cost more than an expensive car.)
So, we all have supercomputers now. What are we doing with them?
Wednesday, December 07, 2022
Juicy questions 1: Six digit numbers and the question of patterns

How many numbers have patterns in them?
Let's restrict it to 6 digit numbers for sake of example. My phone number used to be like this (digits have been substituted): 230191. That 191 is a pattern, as the digit 1 is repeated either side of the 9.
I'm using one time codes in lots of places now. A lot of the time* the third and fourth numbers seem to be the same. That feels like a pattern too. As does 128348, and so on.
The key question then is, "what is a pattern?". Apart from repeated digits, can we generalise it? That is why it's a juicy question, and I'd welcome any wisdom on it.
*This is one of those hundred or so cognitive biases.
Tuesday, November 29, 2022
Secret money (if you know what I mean) - can you trust it?
I'm using the words "secret money" but you know what I mean - c----------y.
"When are you going to give us your opinion?", literally no-one has been asking. I had some vague thoughts, which never got anywhere. I mentioned this in the comments on Tim Bray's post on AWS and Blockchain.
"If I could get some coherent thoughts on it I would write something about "you've got to trust somebody", like the person who created that executable that's your on-ramp to the blockchain."
Doug K said
"Bruce Schneier wrote that coherent essay, look on his website for the post Blockchain and Trust."
Here it is: Blockchain and Trust.
"What blockchain does is shift some of the trust in people and institutions to trust in technology. You need to trust the cryptography, the protocols, the software, the computers and the network. And you need to trust them absolutely, because they're often single points of failure."
Thanks Bruce, for putting it so well.
Thursday, September 08, 2022
FormAssembly and Salesforce connectors - advanced techniques
Following on from my initial post about FormAssembly and Salesforce, here are some advanced techniques.
We use a particular technique with our FormAssembly forms and Salesforce when it comes to looking for existing contacts, creating new ones, and doing further updates on Salesforce.
The Form Submitted connector runs after the user clicks the submit button. Once it's finished the user gets the acknowledgement message, or gets redirect to the page saying it's worked. The reason we put some of our processing here, is because if it fails the user gets told with an error message. If we used the After Form Submitted connector then they wouldn't see the error message they would think it worked. Although we get emails if the connector fails, it may be a few days before someone gets round to reading that email and contacting the user to say it didn't work.
The error message won't mean much to them, as it'll be Salseforce jargon, but hopefully they'll pass it onto us and we can help them. Or if it's something that is fixable (e.g. an invalid email address) then they may retry. (FormAssembly email validation lets email addresses through that Salesforce says are invalid.)
So in the Form Submitted connector we look up the user by email, and create a contact if they don't exist. If they do exist we also take the opportunity to update fields, like their name. Then in the After Form Submitted we look them up again. We know this will work, because the previous connector created them if necesssary. Then we do whatever the form requires, e.g.
- if they're signing up for a subscription then add them to a campaign
- if it's something we need to do, create a case
- if it's giving consent for something, add a consent (we use GiveClarity's own consent system)